"Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debuging Monday's code." - Dan Salomon

"You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem." - Edwards' Law

"1. Out of clutter, find simplicity. 2. From discord, find harmony. 3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." -- Albert Einstein, three rules of work

"Theory and Practice are the same... in Theory" - Unknown (but taken from Scott Daniels of OGI)

"A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams

"More computing sins are committed in the name of efficiency (without necessarily achieving it) than for any other single reason - including blind stupidity." - W.A. Wulf