Something to ponder

I'm not in denial, I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept.
-Calvin and Hobbes


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
-Ashleigh Brilliant

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."
Jules Renard

"Everything that exists in your life, does so because of two things: something you did or something you didn't do."
-Albert Einstien


I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. -Mark Twain

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton

Pray, n:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
- Ambrose Bierce

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. -William James

Paranoia is just a higher form of awareness. -Charles Manson

Good people will do good things. Evil people will do evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. -Steven Weinberg